OI... BRITAIN... Sort your bloody ears out!
The glorious pop-drenched THE SPELL by the masters of naughties Power Pop Alphabeat entered the charts at #20 - bloody 20!!! Meanwhile the bogus charms of Cheryl Tweedy Cole of course went straight into number one.

For fuck's sake people... is there to be no progress from this musical quagmire of tv-related crap?

Today I screamed - out loud - when I saw a tv ad for this....Yes... a former X Factor-wannabe has joined the army and recorded an album with two of his oppos.

The utter cynic emotional blackmail behind this venture is astonishing, cashing in on the dubious patriotism of "our lads" allied with the knowledge that the profits are going to charidee.

Like... just send the damn money to the charity.

Well if some record company is happy to milk this so will I...

I presume it will be a covers album so let's have OutKast's "Bombs Over Baghdad" or any songs by The Afghan Whigs.

Probably not "Army Dreamers"....