Big Brother 7

And your nominees for execution....

Bonnie {aka Bonner} - indecipherable fat cow, TK Maxx cover girl
Pete - indecipherable chinny twat, turn the gas on now!
George - Public school ugbo. Hates hyper-gay men so let's bring on the sista...
Shabaz - Kemal de jour. Came out of the car like an asian Liza Minnelli drag act.
Lea - the love-child of Jodie Marsh and Pete Burns or Jayne Mansfield after the car crash
Imogen - a Welsh bar hostess. Just dwell on that. This year's Saskia?
Mikey - vile sexist clown. Vile hair. Will be found dead in the pool.
Dawn - possible serial-killer ("Monster" played by Whoopi), I think we have found a heroine.
Glyn - indecipherable Welsh lifeguard. Looks like Byker Grove meets Baywatch.
Richard - Canadian mary. A sexual terrorist.... or waiter.
Grace - Faux Sloane. Will probably get pregnant by Mikey.
Lisa - Oriental Su Pollard. Says she's 27, looks 73.
Sezer - Entrepreneur ladies man. Will probably be turned by Richard
Nikki - Chantelle played by Sophie Thompson. Couldn't stop a pig in a passage.

I hate them all. So in about 13 weeks I will probably be running one of their Fan Clubs.