I have heard some cock in my time but this is takes the biscuit...
"Andrew Lloyd Webber is offering free theatre tickets to bankers who have lost their jobs in the current financial meltdown.
Between now and October 15th, bank employees who visit the West End box offices of The Sound of Music and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat will be able to claim two free tickets for one of the shows on production of a P45 issued after September 1st, 2008.
Andrew Lloyd Webber said: ""Both The Sound of Music and Joseph are feel good shows and I thought that free tickets might offer some respite, albeit for a couple of hours, for some of those people who have sadly lost their jobs in the current economic upheaval. All you have to do is present your P45 as proof at the box office and two free tickets are yours."
The offer is subject to availability and terms and conditions apply."
Where's my ticket for a look at my P45 you goggle-eyed douchebag?
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But you wouldn't be seen dead at either of those shows - you've got taste! Come the revolution ...
True...
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