I was poking about the bedroom and after moving half a ton of books and cartons full of theatre programmes I discovered I had a chest of drawers - like.. who knew? In the bottom drawer were a ton of old cuttings which Constant Reader if you are very good I will share with you over the coming weeks. What the Hell... you're getting them anyway.

First off, a tribute to a woman who appears to have been before her time Jayne Mansfield. No photo op never knowingly refused, no opportunity to be the trashy centre of attention refused, a life lived for fame which came early and then the 24 hour attempt to hang onto it.