I type this as the ITV spews out Elton John's 60th birthday concert filmed at Madison Square Garden. Sweet Jesu... I cannot abide it. The assembled talking heads - the usual oxygen-thieves: Kylie Minogue, Paul 'thumbzup' Macca, Rod Stewart, Michael Parkinson, the vile Osbourns, Billy Connolly are yakking on about how timeless he is... they obviously were not at the concert. He was huffing his way through his back catalogue like Vic Reeves' Pub Singer.