Dunno about you but I think these two deserve each other...

I have come to the conclusion that Blair has thought "Well as I ain't going to be around at the next election I shall make this shower of shits as unelectable as possible... THEN they'll know what they had."

And is Mr Broon such an appetising alternative? Someone who disappears when major shite is happening, preferring to outdo Cardinal Richelieu in areas of plotting and disseminating?

So now we know Blair is going to be gone in a year's time... but what sort of credible figure will he be at the dispatch box talking about policies and initiatives that will probably be allowed to wither on the vine anyway.

When the poo hit the fan on Wednesday about junior ministers resigning etc. the Blair faction wheeled out some the usual faces - so who should pop up on Newsnight but the vile Hazel Blears. I cannot quite understand why this creature turns me into a psychopath but let's have a go...

So remind me how long the Labour Party sat on there arses watching the Tories almost wilfully make the public hate them with their frightening lack of awareness when confronted with public anger resulting from it's actions? But no... it's like a hackneyed horror movie where people are possessed by the long dead evil ghosts of the house they have moved into. They turn up on Channel Four News or Newsnight... with a strange fixed look in the eye and a superior smirk on their gobs and Stepford-like repeat the keywords that have been inserted in the latest initiative spouted by Blair or the Secretaries for Home, Defence, Health, Education etc. "Stakeholder", "War On Terror", "Weapons of Mass Destruction", "Asbo", "Choice", "Real terms" etc. while never answering any question even remotely doubting their view of the world. Or even worse... whining about "Media Speculation". The worst of all of these is the afore-mentioned Hazel Blears... even her name sounds ugly. Her sanctimonious air and condescending attitude within seconds have my hands turning to claws as my blood turns to bile. Hopefully her arse will be skidding down Whitehall when the man with the greasy cowlick eventually takes over.