Friday, March 10, 2006

HA!

It was announced this week that Kylie Minogue has roused herself from her sick bed to.... write a children's book.

And there was me beginning to soften my cynical stance towards the unoriginal Ozer. That'll learn me.

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  1. Pah! You're just jealous of the firm rotundity of her gold lame hotpants while your arse is still wibbly-wobbly ...

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  2. I currently have what is commonly called a 'face'.

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  3. ... and a very nice face it is too!

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  4. Are you sure that picture's Kylie? It looks more like Lorraine Chase!

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  5. It's that Madame Tussauds Waxwork innit... where people kept touching her harse innit.

    They have changed it now... to one where she is standing up (for once in her life)

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